WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - A Winter Haven man is accused of attacking two women with a sword and a peanut butter sandwich.
Deputies said Mark Miller, 50, told them he became angry on Friday because the women were banging on his trailer. According to the report, Miller exited his home and poked his sword at a pregnant woman's stomach, and then smeared the other woman with the sandwich.
The woman told deputies she managed to grab the blade and stop him from stabbing her.
Miller said he never left his doorway.
As the deputies drove Miller to jail, they said he ripped a piece of padding from the inside of the patrol car with his teeth.